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The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
The best girlfriend ever and the most prettiest Girl ever and very kind over all she is perfect
Liv Austin is beautiful
Liv is the best girlfriend ever
There is nothing going on in there
Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind
A very pretty girl and very funny and kind
Olivia Austin is very pretty
Olivia is married to a handsome man
The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
Someone who has a large dick and is good in bed. Typically very handsome and intelligent.
Austin Gouker is so hot!