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An attractive older woman. Age is relative to the speaker's.
You walk down the street and all the young punks whistle at you.
A nice bit of old,
Just goes to show what you can achieve with the right attitude.
- Ray Davies "Don't Forget to Dance"
1920's slang for desirable women, sexy, hot
"Damn, that girl...choice bit of calico for sure"
A tiny penis, unworthy of any girls attention
girl number 1: Did you hook up with that guy from the bar last night?
girl number 2: Nah. When i got him naked, he was packin a drill bit.
girl number 1: What a loser.
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Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
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A video of a young British kid putting his finger in his baby brother, Charlie's mouth. Charlie bites his finger and the kid complains saying Charlie bit him. The video has been parodied numerous times on Youtube with people dubbing the voices from the original video over something different.
"Charlie ow ow OWWWWW!!!!.....CHARLIE!!!.....Charlie bit me..."
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A phrase used to describe a chilly, brisk temperature; cold enough to cause your nipples to harden if you are without a jacket or overcoat.
“Is it cold out today?”
“It’s a tid bit nipply, but not too bad.”
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A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"
Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.
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