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The the food so damn good you eat everything thing one it not leaving one crum u literally lick the whole plate
Damn u clean that plate
Mama I clean the plate
That food so good I cleaned the plate
when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean
hey bro whatcha doin
im just mr cleaning
Licking someone's public hair.
"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"
If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.
Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.
When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.
"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"
Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"