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dumb clean

Something that looks very nice.

Yo dat jawn is dumb clean!

by Adolf Hertitties May 07, 2018


clean the plate

The the food so damn good you eat everything thing one it not leaving one crum u literally lick the whole plate

Damn u clean that plate

Mama I clean the plate

That food so good I cleaned the plate

by Mind you damn bissness March 21, 2017


mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean

hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning

by WetDogSmell99 March 29, 2016


cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 02, 2017


dirty clean

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.

by laura rules wyoming January 15, 2011


backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013


Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 07, 2017