coming out of the church

"coming out of the church" is a figure of speech for telling your friends and family that you are an Atheist. No longer hiding behind the veil of Religion to make other people comfortable.

ME: Tonight at dinner, I'm coming out of the church.

FRIEND: What?!? (gasp)

ME: That's right I'm telling my parents I am an atheist.

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i feel it coming

A phrase a man can say when he is about to cum

Kevin: Oh baby, I feel it coming

Tasha: Don’t pull out! Don’t pull out!

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Come at me Burro

The challenge issued when one donkey wishes to fight another donkey either for honour or kicks.
First identified by JMcD, who has an affinity with Asses.

Donkey 1: "dude, your mums got a great ass"
Donkey 2: "oh yeah? Come at me Burro ...."

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Come From Away

Newfoundland slang for anyone who comes from elsewhere to visit.

“Hey Beulah, ma lov, did you see all them come from aways at the airport?”

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Come Out and Play

A hella cool song from the awesome punk band, The Offspring.
Has one of the coolest bass grooves you'll ever hear.

Full title: Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)

Billy: "Hey, you know that song Come Out and Playby The Offspring!?"
Bob: "Hell yeah, of course!"

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come up for air

have a break time

He has to come up for air or he will die from exhaustion.

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The Shape Of Punk To Come

Final album released by harcore heroes Refused.
Unfortunatley,The Shape Of Punk To Come was NOT the shape of punk to come,more the shape of post-hardcore to come.
If everybody had bought Refused instead of Good Charlotte we would live in a better world right now.
Or at least the music would be better.
And I wouldn't have to listen to the all american rejects every time I turn on MTV.
In fact,if Refused had got their way,there wouldn't even BE an MTV any more.

"Holy crap,have you heard The Shape Of Punk To Come?"
"Yes. It's was so good,I was cumming out of my ears."

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