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French falls

The French fries that fall to the bottom of the bag when transporting take-out from the restaurant to one's house. If there is more than one order and the fries fall from several sources, there is often a dispute as to their rightful owner.

On his drive home from McDonalds, he felt more than justified in scarfing down the French falls as he volunteered to pick up food for the family.

by rocohen February 10, 2016


french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018


french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015


french body

French body is when a thin or slender woman looks good, but has zero muscle tone, like her arms are made of memory foam. She looks like her diet consists of wine and cigarettes.

That girl is hot, but she looks like she has French body.

by RawDog99 June 20, 2018


French Dipping

French dipppng is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required.

Alternate version: Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and French Dips someone (marinara and mozzarella)

Andrew was the first to pass out at the party, so Nadia pulled out her beefy lady lips and gave him a proper French Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021


french trapper

The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.

Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.

by Greasy E December 20, 2013


french mindset

When your mindset is all about making kids and thinking this is an exceptional accomplishment in life but you count on others’ taxes to pay for your social welfare so you can have time to post pics of yourself on instagram together with today’s quote from self-called philosophers in order to teach the world.

Oh, i don’t want to date this guy, he doesn’t have a french mindset as he is all about earning money with work while i make more money than him with the government money coming for my two kids. I d rather post a pic of my legs in a shitty sports car to try to hook a guy with $$$

by MickeyMikke March 26, 2022