United Patriots Front

The United Patriots Front (UPF) is a populist far-right movement based in Australia which opposes Islam. Although the UPF and its members deny being racist, their social media video rants and behaviour at protests suggests otherwise. The UPF leaderships is made up of militaristic narcissistic racists, and its followers tend to be uneducated bogans who feel disenfranchised under the current system of government and/or intimidated by people who have intellectual capacity beyond grunting.

"I'm going to a protest rally today organised by the United Patriots Front because I'm a racist bigot."

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front poo chute

Another name for the female genitalia (vagina)

Man, I really rammed that girl's front poo chute last night

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front scuttle

like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position

fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah

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Front-door faggot

Some one that insists on rubbing his crotch and/or front side on you as you and this person chat. Men like this can also be defined as "that one guy at the office that is too touchy feelie."

Bob: Hey frank you know that new guy jim?
Frank: Yeah what about him?
Bob: He is a front-door faggot! I was talking to him and he would not keep his hand off my shoulder.

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Front Butt Spackle

Ejaculating on the labia majora.

I pulled out just in time to front butt spackle.

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Piggy Front Ride

The act of a male lifting a female onto his shoulders in a backwards position with the female's crotch region completely covering his face and possibly blinding him, usually taking place during a concert or festival.

Ariana could not see over the crowd during the 2Chainz concert so she asked Lenny for a piggy front ride. Lenny missed the entire show but was still pleased.

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Unified Dick Front

The UDF is a group of men who stick up and look out for one another. For too long have most men been going at it alone leaving us vastly outnumbered and vulnerable.

The UDF's is a brotherhood that serves as a forum for general relationship advise, do and don’t does, and offers a very BIAS point of view.

We follow fundamental rules of engagement such as:

1) The shitness Scale- what the lowest acceptable rating for dating, relationship, or casual encounter

2) The Ladder Theory- overcoming the "ur a great friend" vows.

3) Breakup/heartbreak Rules and Codes

4) General Pickup and Release 101
5) General Knowledge Transfers

6) The All Mighty Rules of Engagement

This isn’t a group against women, quit the contrary, all REAL men love and respect women. The UDF is created for the sole purpose of education and unification.

Johnny F. "Man i keep getting shut down, I am on a 6 month dry spell, help me Byran!"

Byran "Dude you need to join the Unified Dick Front, Trust me"

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