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To save time on TV cook shows, the presenters will have made an example to show while the dish is taking time cooking.
Put it in the oven...here's one I made earlier.
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Idk man. Maybe people here think it's funny.
This is probably something everyone has wondered.
Why is everything on here related to sex?
I have no idea.
Lil' Bill: *searches up "living organisms"
Urban Dictionary: Sex, sex, sex, sex
Lil' Bill: ... ???
The only TV show that can make Jersey Shore look good. Basically a reality show on TLC following a rural Georgia family trying to be as white trash and dysfunctional as possible, with most of the focus being on the family's seven year old beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.
This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.
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A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.
Stan: Holy shit dude, what just happened?
Officer Barbrady: Move along, nothing to see here
Mr. Garrison: Every time there is something in this town you just say 'move along, nothing to see here,' we want some god damn answers!
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a secret minecrafter gamer epic achievement also, DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES?
me:how did we get here
mah boi: DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES
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Urban dicktionary's self promo
Found on pages where no adverts load, and urban dictionary fills it with a box telling you to buy ads on the website, for five dollars a day
* The more common variant is "advertise here for $5 a day", and there are also merch with the definitions on it *
User: "iuaervipandpgvaheihgmpaeimrgh"
Urban Dictionary: When you're bored.
Also Urban D. : $5 dollars to put an ad here!
(Hey mahn that's why i'm here for) this means as a greeting and a nice thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be exited about something or being hyped! This is also a word for being nice to someone if their sad so you could keep them comfortable.
Hey do you wanna go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm here for!