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Teflon Moment

The gap in communication that occurs when the person who is listening spontaneously looses the ability to track the conversation in a meaningful way and the information simply doesn't stick. This often occurs due to outside distraction, being too drunk or high, lack of interest in the topic or talking to boring people.

Extended Teflon moments can take on the magnitude of a missing time experience.

"So should I dump him or try to work it out?"

**no response

"I just spent the last 15 minutes telling you how he ruined my weekend! Hello??"

** "I thought I saw Derek Jeter walk by and I had a Teflon moment. Sorry."

by clayabe2k December 30, 2010

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Boomer Moment

Something that was idiotically done even though it was common sense.

S: I wasn't trying for it, but I impregnated my girl...
E: You should've used a condom
S: What's a condom?
E: Boomer Moment

by bonk . October 28, 2019

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Brokeback Moment

(-noun) When two non-gay men have a homosexual moment.

Guy 1: Bro, WTF just happened?

Guy 2: Little "Brokeback Moment", lets not talk about it.

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 22, 2010

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caught in the moment

When you're jerkin it and it feels so good that you forget where you are

Goddam I was choking my chicken and it was so nice that I got caught in the moment and now I need to buy some new sheets

by Butthole Serfer March 20, 2008

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Tristan Moment

When you something bad happens and you automatically blame it on the nearest person with the name Tristan, even if they had nothing to do with it

Tristan was playing some volleyball with people and when a person missed it they all said, "Tristan, that was all your fault, you should have been there" causing a Tristan moment.

by BrasilFunk January 11, 2012

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Palin moment

Much the same as a blonde moment or brain fart,any momentary slip of the mind;misspelling or mispronouncing words,blanking out when asked a question,forgetting the directions to the local gas station where you've been buying gas for 20 years,calling a co-worker Bob when their name is George,and so on.A Palin moment is the new blonde moment,though you don't have to be blonde(or a Republican)to have a Palin moment.

"Did you see that contestant on Jeapordy blank out when trying to answer?That was a real Palin moment!"

"I misspelled some words in my post,guess I had a Palin moment."

"I either had a brain fart or a Palin moment."

by soh21274 January 12, 2010

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pacquiao moment

the moment Manny Pacquiao whacks an opponent in the canvas, You'll soon witness the ICONIC face he does in his victories that many photoshopers are dying to get a picture of.

" hey, I saw a pic of a slum child, Micheal Jackson, and Barack Obama doning a Pacquiao Moment. "

"really? hahahahahahahha Pacquiao on the loose everywhere!"

by BALDOaztig November 8, 2009

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