Jimmy's horseshoe

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.

Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.

Jimmy Jizla

Cornish Rhyming slang for a kingsize Rizla cigarette paper.

Jason: shit I'm out of Jimmy Jizla's.
Ant: I've only got jimmy single skins.
Jason: They'd better be silvers. cos if there greens you can get out of my f"%*%*g house.
Ant: I'm not sure... i roached all the pack two days ago. i think there blues.
Jason: hmmmm spose..........have we got a bong?
Ant: hold on. my weed is wrapped up in a silver Jimmy Jizla!!!
Jason: Result.

bitch jimmy

Short hairy person with a mane made of pubic hair. Also known as dwarf. Also has shitty attitude, is lazy, and is possibly the gayest thing alive and usually has an obese mother.

That bitch Jimmy over there can kiester four apples
The bitch Jimmy says, "fuck you kain"

Jimmy Wales

You know, the biggest slave owner in American history.

- Who is Jimmy Wales?
- You must be a chicken or under 30

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jimmy heater

A part of the extensive Friday Beers vocabulary which means a cigarette. A Jimmy Heater and a Johnny Heavy go hand in hand.

Hey, I need myself a jimmy heater to take the edge off.
Might as well throw in a couple Johnny heavies while we’re at it.

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Gay Jimmy

Usually a Gay Boy Thats Also Italian

Gay Jimmy is a JimBitch

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jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

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