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paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime
they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
The way a young mexican claims he can dunk a basketball. AKA a big fuckin liar.
Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't
Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.
Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.
Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car
Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.
Math usually for retards or people "slow" at learning. Kids that do jump math always get bullied by there esl teacher that makes less than 20k a year
Wow Kevin dose jump math he's probably a retard
See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch
Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.
Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.
See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.
See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.
Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.
"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"