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Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson December 20, 2015


Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.

When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.

by K.T.rees May 14, 2022


Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022


Mash hound

Someone who has a voracious and insatiable appetite for mashed potatoes and could easily devour 5kg of mashed maris pipers until they see everything in a creamy white hue

Quarter pounder with cheese and a side of mash for the mash hound

by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021


Mash up

Mane. To Fuck that’s it

I look I’m tryna mash up and mash out nothin else labih!

by Tha$lickest March 28, 2018


mash up

"A mash up". Someone who is insane, crazy, or just not quite there.

That fool over there, he's a mash up.

by jduk23 December 28, 2007


Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019