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A phrase said when somebody posts or shows a picture of a woman. The phrase however mostly used on women, is not exclusive to be used on beautiful people, humans or animated objects for that matter. It can also be used on gory images and/or sickening.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.
image of Tubgirl is posted and a reply is: Hawt chick! Masturbated and came.
a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"
"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"
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The act of watching porn and reading Wikipedia at the same time.
I was watching Girls Gone Wild while reading up on Global Warming. - Asian Masturbation
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Term used by visionless people for the groundbreaking ideas that will shape the future.
What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
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A country with a high proportion of lonely single men or pubescent teenagers who cannot find women to fulfill their sexual desires, so they resort to extreme masturbation to cope with the anxiety and depression associated with the loneliness. For example, the UK is full of wankers, so it could be considered a masturbation nation. Who knows though there is no official organisation responsible for naming a masturbation nation.
Hey Junaid, I heard your girlfriend dumped you. Don't worry you are part of the masturbation nation now, we will take good care of you
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A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").
A most unfortunate habit.
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
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Word used by stupid, narrow minded and superficial people to describe things that's hard for them to understand.
Billy: The Socratic Dialogues about Good and Justice are the product of intellectual masturbation.
Bob: But philosophy has put the basis of lawmaking and it's believed to be the mother of science, why do you use this derogatory term?
Billy: Uhh, whatever dude! I have more interesting things to do than listening to your bs! w00t! I am going to eat some salami and masturbate on some amateur porn! w00t!
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Weed Induced Masturbation.
Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED
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