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The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
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pullin your nuts out and droppin them on a bitches forehead
1. "hey man, jacquelyn is sleeping, be quiet!"
2. "hell naw, im gonna go in there and mushroom stamp the fuck out of her face!"
1. "do that ish...hold up, let me get the camera!"
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the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.
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sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.
-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!
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Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.
After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup
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When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.
Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!
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when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.
note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?
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