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A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."
Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"
Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."
Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."
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facebook saying
when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?
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No! You should know that we've missed you! :)
Laura: "Have you missed me?"
(Of course we have)
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this phrase is used as an attempt to delude one self that one will be alright with time. it's to give the impression that the pain one is currently going through is temporary when in fact it is permanent and will only get worse with time. often times, one is actually aware that nothing will ameliorate in the upcoming week. and should it, it would be a fleeting "improvement"
this phrase can be said to some else when they ask if you are okay, in order to avoid talking about the actually problems your are facing which are now pushing you to the brink of de-aliving yourself.
friend 1: are you okay bro, you've been really down the last couple of days
friend 2: haha, im fine. i just need to get through this week
friend 1: real af
I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole
I love rock hard cock and being gay
and a
You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u
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I’m going to die without her help
Help I need a very strong woman
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When mum wants to look at ur phone
Mum: Honey I need to look at ur phone
Me: