44th Street Office

A cleverly named strip club that allows its patrons to inform their significant others exactly where they are without guilt.

Wife: When are you going to be home?
Husband: I've got to stop by the 44th Street office.

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Special Officer Doofy

He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!

I want to be arrested by Special Officer Doofy!

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post office party

party with too much MALE

Jake: you know, a party that's not a sausage party or a post office--
Anne: post office.. lame?
Jake: post office.. too much MALE

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Box Office

Another word for pharmacy.

Did you go to the box office today to get your tickets

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guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.

After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.

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Office Polli-Tricks

The social structure of an occupation that consists of chicknheads, bratz, tricks and slappers.

When you work at a job that has many clique's and lazy broads, where rumors run as rampant as office transmitted STD's.

Places of "Office Polli-Tricks: McDonalds, Burger King, general fast food, urban offices, and inner-city high school.

"Of course I have no one to back me up with this paper work, chalk it up for Office Polli-Tricks."

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Haunted Post Office

An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.

Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.

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