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A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.
Hey Becky I like your board
Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!
Do an ollie
I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser
A person who dyes or colors their hair red while not being a natural redhead.
Not as evil as regular gingers. (Please don't hurt me.)
Guy: Are you a natural redhead?
Girl: Nah, I'm just a poser ginger.
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One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.
person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!
person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.
hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!
person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?
hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.
person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.
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Someone who thinks that because they are good at the video game Guitar Hero,they have a shred of talent with an actual guitar. They are usually mistaken.
Joey: Guys, we should jam this weekend. I just did Bark at the Moon on hard!
Lucas: Quit fagging up our oxygen with your n00bishness and idiocy, you guitar hero poser.
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a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.
Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.
Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.
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someone who pretend to be punk/goth by dressing like they are or listening to music to show off
1)god that kid is such a poser. he listen to the used then goes home and listens to linkin park
2)sammy emglard,yohi cohen
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A person who just because made friends with someone who say they are "straight edge" Has now just suddenly turn/became straight edge. When he/she drinks,has sex all the time,does drugs,or cuts themself. And if their friend stops being straight edge they will too.
strait edge poser:" This guy really likes me because he knows that I'm straight edge"
non straight edge person: "What do you mean, you have cuts all over your body and you got totally wasted last night."
straight edge poser: "Shut up! *takes ecstacy pills*
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