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The question is: is it a four letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.
Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."
"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."
"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.
girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."
noun; a sexual position where a female sits on a person's back and performs a back massage. Whilst this occurs, she stimulates herself used the clenched gluteal muscles of the person she is on top of. The person can be male or female.
Guy 1:I saw Ryan getting a back massage from Alyvia when she started moaning. I think they were in a Moazamian Position
Guy 2:Do you think Ryan's fuckbuddy will care?