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The question is: is it a four letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
Somewhat a stance on a sex position. In game or out of game, where you send a whore to ride a roller coaster by herself and you fuck her as soon as she gets off.
er: Also means a searcher of rollercoaster porno.
Luckily the man that runs the ride wasn’t wearing a mask during his Tycoon Position ventures unlike the last visiter who fucked his cousin’s friend when he was really after her black friend that’s hot, so we caught him on XVideos Red. Hi Johnny Sins, the tycoon positioner playing RuneScape simultaneously with Roller Tycoon minimized.
Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.
Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.
The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.