A sexual manoeuvre that involves weird, dirty, often scatological components.
Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...
1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.
2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.
1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.
2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"
The act of being completely stoned and having sex. With a cabbage.
I was baking salad so hard last night, I'm still pulling cabbage leaves in my vagina
Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.
Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac
Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date
A trash ass fortnight player who steals chargers for fun.
Did you see Dylan last night, he was such a silly salad
An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.
Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!
Aaron: It's like a glove salad.