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Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.
Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.
A tradition typically performed by the Cormack family, like a game of soggy biscuit but with a gaelic twist to it. Anually played on Rabbie Burns day.
Arc - "hey Iain, fancy a game of Soggy Marag Dhubh?"
Iain - "sure as long as Ruaraidh joins this time"
When one mans anus is the receptacle for all ejaculate in a gay orgy.
That Funky guy played soggy party-bottom to the whole football team last night.
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Multiple gentlemen gather around a waffle (cooked). Then proceed to tug their toys. Last one to squirt on the waffle has to eat the waffle. It will be soggy at that time.
Hey guys! Want to play a round of the soggy waffle game at the adult party?
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When a man sogs on a pillow that's laying on his stomach, then has his wife/girlfriend/mistress etc ride him and the pillow like he's a bull at the rodeo.
Man 1: Dude, my wife and I had a Soggy Pillow Rodeo last night.
Man 2: Did you tape it?
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The act of screwing a cup of custard
"man I love custard."
"Enough to give it a Soggy Custard Cup?"
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o shit im 13 lets go get some soggy cum weetbix
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