Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

Speaking Middish

Used to describe someone that is being mid.

Mid person: *loses game by a landslide*
Other players: speaking middish???

speaking da da

like speaking facts fr

me: bro people are so annoying these days

gianna: so true, you speaking da da 🗣

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

Speak Looks

SHOW ME YOUR FACE!

"i wanted to ask this girl to SPEAK LOOKS"

chink speak

a very stereotypical view on the asian languages (usually by dirty rednecks)

Chinese guy: speaking chinese
Redneck The fuck is he sayin, chink speak?
redneck 2: appears so

i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"