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A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts; inspired by the major motion picture Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the phrase "B my L on her T's"
That girl is so hot. I want to give her the BLT Special
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The act of giving sexual favors to a girl, and then not having that act reciprocated upon yourself whatsoever.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got Miami special-ed.
Guy 2: I am so sorry.
Guy 1: Me too.
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When one, most often a male, deficates in a female's vaginal orifice
Kanye 1: Bro, you get any from Emily last night?
Kanye 2: Nah, not really. Gave that girl that McIlrath Special though. She totally loved it.
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When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.
Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"
Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"
Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."
Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
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A massage given to a man by three beautiful women; usually followed by a happy ending.
I have an appointment for a falbo special this afternoon.
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bud-light (can preferably) + shot of vodka (lowest shelf possible - needs to be in a plastic container - rubbing alcohol will do in a pinch)
umm, can i get a the CB special and one for my friend here she's trying to black out with her rack out
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The "Glasgow Special" is essentially a donkey punch, with the variation of using a glass bottle instead of a fist to deliver the blow to the back of the head.
Tom: Will you Glasgow Special me please?
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