keyword surfing

Keyword surfing is when people overload their post on social media with unrelated trending words and hash tags to increase discovery and impression. It could be easily seen on popular social networks like twitter and Instagram.

These Influencers are spoiling Twitter user experience by keyword surfing.

I got lots of impressions by keyword surfing.

Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.

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Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.

Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.

Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.

Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor

Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat

“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”