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Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016


Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016


Whale Abs

When they're just not stealth abs anymore.
There's nothing underneath.

Paige: You fat fuck.
Charlie: They're stealth abs
Paige: No... They're whale abs.

by alpaigeca February 11, 2011


Neck Abs

Another way to say “Adam’s apple” when you are too flustered by a worldwide handsome man. Also, English is a stupid language.

Coined by Twitter user @ot7religion in a now viral tweet praising BTS’s vocalist and official visual Kim Seokjin’s concept photo for BTS’s upcoming single Butter.

SEOKJIN PLS YOUR NECK ABS?? IS SUPER SEXY”

by 5eva May 13, 2021


Abs month

Gentlemen the women have had their months where you’ve gotten to slap their ass freely but now it is your turn girls gets a pull up your shirt at any time throughout the month of November 27-December and get a look at your abs or get to randomly touch your abs at any point in the day

Damn Johnny’s Avenue were fine as fuck thank God it’s abs months

by BlackBitck2535 November 27, 2019


honest Abe on the rocks

When you get the hot bartender to shit in a shot glass and add some ice

“Get my boy a Hennessy honest Abe on the rocks”

by Oogabooganooedjd February 11, 2024


Ab-Grab

When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.

Omg. Did you see Sarah ab-grabbing Chad in her last Instagram post? She totally wants to get that.

by bails November 14, 2018