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the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.
I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me
By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance asserted!
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Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.
I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.
When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .
Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
The art of farting in a confined space and spinning round to increase maximum effect
If you don't back the fuck i will fart and spin