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(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.
2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.
Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?
After a long bout of anal and an ejaculation into the anal cavity, the female the squirts the cum and feces mixture into an awaiting mouth.
“After I finished mixing up her insides like a blender and came I laid back down, only for her to squat over top of me and give me a squid ink shot.”
The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.
Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!
(Verb) to perform some type of violent act upon another being …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …
As a verb-
That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…
As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…
A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.
Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.
An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family
Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid
When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.
That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.