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In which the vagina is so overcome with sheer joy that a constant river of tears flows out of it.
Smith walked into the club wearing his best tuxedo. A few select women were leaving snail trails and he had an idea this would be a good night. Late that night one of the female's he had his eye on said to him, "Smith do you think you can make my vertical smile cry?" Having a good idea she wanted her taco to cry they hastily headed for the the door. Later that night Smith left that woman's crying taco streaming with tears as if she were at a funeral.
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a slang word for a fat mexican who eats lots of tacos and is very gassy
Gabriel is one of the taco people.
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Usually performed on Tuesday's, all you can eat pussy!
Female: Would you like to come over for "Taco Tuesday" tonight???
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Farting whilst playing with your own female genitalia. Popularized by Galveston County Constable Pam Matranga.
While you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some 'duck taco'?
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watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.
salsa becomes present after shit tacoing
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While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.
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When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"
Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco
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