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Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.

Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.

by red imposter frm among us September 14, 2021


Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells

Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro

by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021


Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021


Jonathan Leto

Jonathan Leto is an artist, a creative man and someone who stands up for what they believe in. Jonathan Leto is the type of friend you dream of when you’re a little kid, the soft spoken and gentle kind you can imagine in old age. Jonathan Leto is a tryer, even when he’s at his lowest, he makes an effort to love which is admirable.

“Is that Jonathan Leto???”
What is up GANG!!!”

by Chunkycheese July 20, 2024


Jonathan Baggs

and astronomy genius and great lay

"wow i'm so sad that i don't get Jonathan Baggs D"

by The girl who get Jon's D October 4, 2013


Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022


Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022