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An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
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The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
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a time to get drunk and laid and not remember what happened afterwards
its january 1......... wtf happened to december 31....... and why does my ass hurt?
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A theory devised by Matt Woods (MKW) To build stronger, smarter, and successful young men on and off the field.
Kebob: Wow you throw 82 at 14???
Dante Bell: Yes, i’m apart of the #40 Year Plan!
what dr. mario and dr. luigi diagnose sonic and knuckles with
luigi: *stares at clip board*
mario: its not good new
luigi: you got the thousand year gay *starts dancing*
mario: *also starts dancing
sonic: waht does that mean
mario: it means its time to PARTY
sonic and knuckles: alright *starts dancing*
mario: oh and youll be dead in a week
sonic and knuckles: *pure fear on faces*
A term to describe the intense desire to pack up and move every three years (more or less). Typically used by military families seeing as a normal station lasts up to three years.
"I want to move, I have a bad case of the three year itch..!"