A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.
Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?
Victor - Yeah thats Diane.
Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.
Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.
Greg: Victoria Secret?
When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.
Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits
A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.
Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!
Aesthetics. Making something look pretty and nice.
I'm just good at the tits and lipstick.
1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)
Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!
Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits
Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits