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if a girl has really really long nails… them be cougar nails
woman: *flashes cougar nails*
guys: um… *backs away*
A cougar (woman) who goes to a popular spring break locations (like fort Lauderdale, mexi cali, tj, cancoon etc.) during spring break season strictly for sex / hook ups/ and one night stands with all the young men she can get. It considered a all you can buffet of prime meat for them.
A group of cancoon cougars emerged from there car after the long trip to fort Lauderdale. Each one had delight written on there face as the licked there lips.
The football team for Charleroi High school who has no good rep since 2019
The Charleroi Cougars lost 76-7 against Sto-Rox
illegally distilled whiskey that is so damn powerful, it will make anybody lucky enough to take a swig shit themself. Mainly distilled in Alabama and Tennesee.
Person 1: hey dude take a mouthful of this stuff I just brewed. Its called cougar sweat.
Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time
A rode hard women in her thirties, who looks like she is in her 40s. Completely untamed bush that smells like the cargo hold of a crapping troller.
Dude, you ever get so desperate that you stared cruising the trailer parks for a wampus cougar? Well, I have . And let’s just say my dick is now know as captain Gordon!
National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.
Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘