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When you have a overcooked steak or an expired steak, its a losing steak
Dude you are so bad, its like eating a losing steak.
The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
Farting the smell of a freshly cooked steak sandwich
“Hey undies get a whiff of this”
“That smells a bit steak sandwichy”
When two white males have a threesome with a black female. The males being the buns (white in color) and the steak (black in color) being the female.
Hey i heard you got with that black girl in our class last weekend?
Yeah man, me and Johnny steak sandwiched her
I got an internship at the local meat shop so I could learn to tickle the steak.
To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you
Yo dude you busy this Saturday?
Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too