meat check

when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."

man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole

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meat stick

1. A stupid person; A blunderous fool.
2. One who resembles a penis.
3. A penis.

Bob thought he could sleep with Sarah by telling her that he owns a Ford Pinto. What a meat stick.

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boy meat

1. The delicious penis of a young attractive human male.

2. The delicious body of a young attractive human male.

"She slid her wet tongue along the length of his throbbing boy meat."

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Meat Rocket

Noun: Also known as a penis, is a larger than average member ready to explode.

Girl: Hey babe my parents are gone, you want to come over?
Guy: Hell Yeah! I hope you're ready. I've got a meat rocket ready for take off and its heading straight for Uranus

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Brown Meat

Particularly dark coloured flesh on the labia or penis of an otherwise much whiter person.

She was a ginger, you know with the whitest skin and cutest little pink nipples, but when I got down there - fuck me: Brown meat flappage!!! Totally unexpected...

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tiny meat

male genitals that are far smaller than what one might consider to be "average size"

Girl 1: OMG, i wanna hook up with declan sooooooo bad! lolz

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard declan has tiny meat tho...

Girl 1: YUCK! nvm then

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Bed Meat

When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.

Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.

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