Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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Warm Take

A mildly hot take. A non-controversial and inoffensive opinion.

My warm take is that President Trump is not the best President we've ever had.

warm ankles

An expression given to a person who’s under garments spend more time around their ankles than around their waist due to high levels of sexual activity

She’s got warm ankles

Bomb Warming

The act of camping near a bomb in Call of Duty gametypes, such as Search and Destroy, Sabotage, and Demolition, in an attempt to rack up kills and/or points.

Player 1: Someone go grab the bomb before time runs out.

Player 2: I can't, other team is bomb warming.

Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.

It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?

warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm

I have warm sharts in my pants