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WERE RELIABLE WITH THE LADIES
me; have you heard the song a winters ball?
you: THE LADIES
Its when you masturabate everyday in all 3 winter months
"Dude im did the wicked winter and my dick is smashed from jerking off so much
All bundled up and doesn’t leave the house.
Dude I was trying to get laid but she has a bad case of the winter pussy.
The most gorgeous girl around! On the short side but makes up for it with sarcastic comebacks. Sweet and creative with a major soft spot for Dr. Spencer Reid
Random person: Winter-Sheigh is a little shit.
Winter-Sheigh: Fuck you
What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".
I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.
When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it