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The term men use to delude themselves into thinking that they are being "too nice," because the woman with whom they want to have sex doesn't want to have sex with them.
In actuality, when a woman says she "just wants to be friends," it means that *she's* being too nice. She doesn't feel comfortable telling a guy that she does not find him sexually attractive, and she NEVER will. There is nothing a man can do or say to change this, and it's just creepy when he tries. Men who think they are in the friend zone sometimes use this delusion to justify trying to force a woman to have sex with them. The term is a sad relic of rape culture.
Men who think they are in "the friend zone" need to realize that "She's Just Not That Into You." They need to put on their big boy pants and go find someone who doesn't find them physically repulsive.
"I'm in the friend zone with Ashley."
"There's no such thing as a friend zone. Ashley doesn't want to fuck you, and she never will."
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1. The hellish place that a man will find himself in if he does not immediately place a woman he is beginning to form a relationship with below him and make his shallow sexual intentions the focus. This occurs most often when a man decides he likes a woman and actually has enough respect for her to treat her with dignity.
2. A term used by some women to excuse their complete lack of sexual attraction to a man who has recently made it clear they are interested in a relationship. This is mostly due to Disney movies, which give women unrealistic expectations and a sense of entitlement to a "Prince Charming."
Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks. (What they're thinking) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks.
Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) I know! You're such a great friend! (What they're thinking) I have too! You're so good at listening to me complain!
Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be more than friends. (What they're thinking) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be in a relationship with you.
Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) But I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship! (What they're thinking) I can't comprehend the fact that you legitimately care for me, and since I'm more sexually attractive than you are I'm going to use your feelings to my emotional advantage! Enjoy being used in the friend zone!
Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) I get that, let's stay friends! (What they're thinking) I'm going to go kill myself!
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A place where people come to talk politics and not put a spin on anything. They talk and get the facts and argue pointlessly. Unfortunately, this place doesn't exist. Bill O'Reilly thinks his show exists in it. But, Bill O'Reilly's show is a place where innocent liberals go in to be hammered and interrupted by, ironically, the spin master himself, Bill O'Reilly.
Bill: Wow! I can't believe Joe the Plumber is going to be taxed higher! He's such a great guy!
Liberal News Media: Joe the Plumber lied, he's making less than 250K and won't be taxed higher.
Bill: What a popinjay! I never liked that guy!
Liberal News Media: I thought this was the no spin zone. You said you felt bad for him. Your show doesn't actually exist in 'The No Spin Zone'. You liar!
Bill: Shutup you ninny watt! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!! F**K IT!
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Drop zoning is the act of have sex with a girl so hard and fast that her screams and moans are silenced by her pleasure.
Last night he drop zoned me, it was amazing.
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The Red Zone Section on a packet of contraceptive pills indicating when menstruation is due to start, this helps couples prepare for a possible drought or messy play.
Guy: What's the problem?
Girl: I'm nearly at the Red Zone on my pills!
Guy: Oh, that time again :s
Girl: Yeah, Red Zone
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An unfortunate state of affairs which occurs when an young lad or lady bemoans being placed in the friend zone, while no actual friendship existed to begin with.
That dude made a play for the bartender he met an hour ago, and she put him in the stranger zone with a vengeance.
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Sucking a male/females anus silly while moaning moo
Sarah did a cow zone on me last night. It felt great
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