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penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead September 8, 2015


Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019


penis in your mom

when your penis is erect and in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023


Poopy Penis boy

A small boy whose penis is covered small poop particles. Most of the time people don't like boys who are a poopy penis boy. Most poopy penis boys live a hard life, knowing they won't be liked by the people around them.

Girl: Why are you so stinky? Are you hiding something from me?
Boy: Yes, I'm sorry, I am in fact a poopy penis boy.
Girl: WHAT?! I will stop talking to you, you filthy poopy penis boy!

by Boylesple December 15, 2023


jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.

His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular

by Creecred22 May 10, 2017


penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020


darian penis

darian penis is a word that you search up to see a big black naked man thats named darian.

Man i searched up Darian penis a jacked off to his pictures on google.

by darian wade howe January 2, 2023