March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it
It is national chunky monkey day
A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.
Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.
Something that is completely nonsensical. Used in the Tally Hall song "Good Day".
"Everyone loves a potato monkey!" -Television voice #1
Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.
And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.
A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...
If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.
It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy
My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy