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When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.
Mark: whats up
Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday
Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you
Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)
a specific edit in a fandom that has become so popular it became referred to as "that one __ edit."
Person 1: "Have you seen that one Nagito edit?"
Person 2: "Yes I have! I love it so much. I also love that one pedro pascal edit!"
Person 1: "Me too! That one is my favorite 'that one edit'"
How much are those sneakers? One fish? Cmon man how about just a hundred
A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
Jackson loves his hole parred into. Golf is his sport. Punctured by the first shot.
I just got a jack in one and it was amazing!
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates