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A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.
Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.
when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat
Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!
The bit between the Gunt and the Fanny. On a fat bird, the hairy top of the fanny will bulge out like a monkeys head.
Can almost see the Monkeys Head poking out of her trackie.
Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.
Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.
Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.
Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!
A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.
Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian
Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”
Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”