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So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn
that old man sand bagged my turn
When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.
Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.
In sports, a psychological advantage one team or player has over an opponent.
Serena has Venus in the trick bag.
Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.
Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.
Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.
The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"