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When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva
'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
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Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.
Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's.
P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).
Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.
A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.
After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.
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