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When you successfully ejaculate inside of the females' mouth, and manage to shoot a hot rod of semen pin point on the uvula, causing a gagging reflex. But right before she manages to spit out your unborn children ghosts, she also gasps for air and swallows in all your cum.
Afterward, she is usually phased from giving blowjobs, or having a dick inside her mouth for quite a while.
Dude my girl was giving me head last night, and I came so hard in her mouth, she nearly died threw up; She had one lucky swig.
The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?
The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence
Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “
“No you sloppy bitch”
Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently
Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.
To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke
Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!
it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder
Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.
Very happy.
How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”