do you work in business

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world

Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive

CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

Do you know what?

Legend has it he still does not know what

I don't know why they wont let me change the plan. *long pause* Do you know what?

never do that

never do that

when they tell you

person 1: never do that
person 2: no! i wont