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Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 26, 2024


Jefferson High School

A school in Missouri where family is EVERYTHING.....literally they all marry their cousins to keep the community close. Only known for their basketball teams which have no relevance now because of a co-op taking place

Oh you went to JEfferson High school?
Yea!
Did you marry your highschool sweetheart?

Well yea! My momma and aunt set us up when we were born😂

by sam.terry03 November 10, 2020


Portsmouth high school

Portsmouth high school where all white boys think they hard, throw gang signs, wear Raghu clothing, and walk With a strut

Everyone at Portsmouth high school think they hard

by Johnhitcock October 11, 2019


bountiful high school

high school in bountiful utah, full of white jocks and hot cheeto girls, bountiful high school is the shittiest school in utah.

man, i fucking hate bountiful high school

by Mr Thompson Is A God December 9, 2021


Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.

Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.

by Bob that got taken from a van May 5, 2024


Balwyn High School

Thought to be a school (its actually a shithole) where the teachers are all pedos and dumber than the students. Half the teachers here are racist and you cant even report it. no matter what you do your always wearing the wrong uniform. Its full of drug addicts even tho the ones that complain ab it will become one too.

The asians stink and speak to everyone in their weird language and laugh at you when you don't understand them. If you want a wannabe private school that gives detentions for breathing the wrong way attend here! Every single Persian here is related or cousins and can sell you all the illicit substances you like. Be careful at the canteen as you will be scammed no matter what you buy. A idiot got caught in the bathrooms so now you need a ID card to get in. We all recommend staying away from the year 7s they all think they're cool and popular. Kindly drop kick them away if you come in contact with one.

P.S. stay away from the annoying granny called Lane. I don't think anyone actually likes her.

Person:Yo g what skl u go to?

BHS kid: Balwyn High School
Person: damn.

by Bob that got taken from a van May 5, 2024


Balwyn High School

y

Balwyn high school kis fun

by Bredson Lie June 1, 2023