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shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app
he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.
Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference
My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.
"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"
Person 1: "Howdy-do, another beautiful day!
A random stranger: "WE LIVE INSIDE AN URBAN DICTIONARY DECRIPTION! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!"
Urban Dictionary Creator: "Take em' away boys. He knows too much.
A random stranger: THINK ABOUT IT PERSON 1! Do you remember what you ate yesterday? Who is your mom? Why is your name "Person 1"? CAN YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?! You have to help me! help us esca-"
Urban dictionary creator: You don't believe anything he said down there, do ya?
Person 1: um... uh... nope!
Urban dictionary creator: good.
Person 1: "Wait. What's gonna happen now? am I going to die? Am I going to be erased from the universe forever? NO PLEASE! HELP ME ! HELP-
Dear urban dictionary editors: Please let this story of People in an Urban Dictionary description through. I spent 30 mins on it. By the way, your hair is looking very nice today! And that outfit too! very niiiiiiice!
Someone becomes a urban achiever when they contract syphilis and gonorrhea simultaneously, leaving it untreated until tertiary disease develops. Often associated with long term brain damage.
Yo dawg, did you hear that Philip finally got health insurance and his doctor told him he is now a urban achiever?
People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.
Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches
Shaggy... the god of the universe of all he can destroy anything. Using 0.1 percent of his power which is a lot for any average person. Think of the strongest man on earth he’s 0.000001 percent of his power idiot.
Urban Shaggy the god of the universe