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Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities
I am a box like a fish at pife
When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them
literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.
“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”
“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”
*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭
when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"
Someone who refrains from liking posts from people but tend to view their stories frequently. Like-pullers typically are ‘cool guys’ or ‘try hards’ who may fear how others think of them for liking certain posts on social media, regardless of wether or not they genuinely like them.
That Kel guy always actin way too cool for me at shows and stuff then go home and looks at all my stories lol.
Ah yeah I know.. he’s a like-puller for sure.
when a person describes a (normal) video as being a "baby sensory video", what they mean is that the visuals of said video being described are hypnotising, addicting, and enough to put them into a trance-like state.
it's a video you can't lay your eyes off of — a video you can't stop watching. maybe it's because the animation is so smooth, or the colours are bright and eye-catching.
"bro, the video of pure-pure miku dancing to rabbit hole is like a baby sensory video to me."
"these sorting algorithm videos are like baby sensory videos."
«it's like a baby sensory video»