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A cum dumpster to pump quickies into.
Samwise is Frodo’s bullet monkey.
mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.
The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
Derogatory term for Spanish dock workers packing olive exports
The olive monkeys unpacked the days shipments
the act of removing the foreskin of a monkeys penis
person 1: im gonna homophobic gangbang monkey that guy over there
person 2: what the fuck