cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends
I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26
On October 26 there are 60 days left till Christmas
Tom: what’s today
Bill: October 26 which means 60 days left till Christmas
Tom: hell yah
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make fun of catch and kylan day
elly: hey what day is it?
sarah: october 26..
elly: haha catch and kylan smell like beef
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Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.
Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe
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Although it s Australia Day it is also #cantrejectday for those single people out there. On this day if you ask to go out with someone , ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend or maybe even marry someone January 26th is your day to shine because guess what??? They can’t say no.
Girl: It’s January 26th will you be my boyfriend
Boy: no
Girl: but aren’t you Forgetting it’s January 26th and that means………
Boy: oh yeah then ok I’d love to
Australia Day is the official national day of Australia. Observed annually on 26 January, it marks the 1788 landing of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove and raising of the Union Flag by Arthur Phillip following days of exploration of Port Jackson in New South Wales
Girl 1:Hey look it's January 26
Guy 1:that's Australia's national day!
Give your female friend your hoodie
January 26 give your friend your hoodie