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a big ol face. not a small face, not a medium sized face. definitely a big ol face
check it, she's got a big ol face
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An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation
Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo
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A time when White Christian Conservative Men could get drunk in Public, beat their Wives and hang a Person of Color on a whim with no worries of Prosecution.
Back in the "Good Ol' Days" that Black Man wouldn't have talked to me like that.
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The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.
Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!
The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.
Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
Person 1: Look Dan, Olivia is puffing the Ol' Lucy!
Dan: That Olivia is getting wild!
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a way to congratulate a ranchy kid
Billy: I just spurred a bronc
Bob: Pow pow ole son